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Heme Tunes

"Lymphoma Laws"
(to the tune of Beck in "Sexx Laws")

I've got a pain in my outer lymph nodes
fever, night sweats, and body weight loss
I'm so tired and itchy too
and my nerves and back are in lots of pain.

Hepatosplenomegaly
Must have been the alcohol dad offered me,
Bones broke down, but you cannot see,
The Hodgkin's that has taken over me.

When you've got lymphoma,
your lymph nodes feel like rubber
Take a sample of one of them,
and also get the bone marrow (cuz they'll help me stage), so I'm
not afraid to pry . .