The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER  


The Official Medical Student Webpage


Real Ultimate Power
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Hi, this site is all about medical students, REAL MEDICAL STUDENTS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Bjorn and I can't stop thinking about medical students.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.




1.    Medical students are mammals.

2.    Medical students drink ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the medical student is to flip out and kill patients.



Weapons and gear:



Medical Student Swords                   Medical Student Accessories 



Medical Student Outfit





Medical students can kill anyone they want!  Medical students cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this medical student who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude started choking the medical student killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a medical student totally uppercut some kid just because he was the forty-seventh patient he had seen with irritable bowel syndrome.


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that medical students have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  


Medical students are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my manubrium.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  medical students are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start CPR class next year.  I love medical students with all of my body (including my pee pee AKA corpus spongiosum).    



Q and A:.



Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about medical students?

A: medical students are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't know crap, but on the other hand, people's lives will one day be IN THEIR HANDS.


Q: I heard that medical students are always total gunners.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, medical students can be total gunners OR totally awesome. 


Q: What do medical students do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent eating free pizza at career lunches, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friends Olga and Betsy showing off.

They're a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.





Here's another page I know and love with all of my body (including my pee pee)